shybabykitten:

This kinda sounds like a poem

shybabykitten:

This kinda sounds like a poem

(Source: loudest-whisper)

the-real-actual-doctor:

RASPBERRY TEA HELPS WITH PERIOD CRAMPS PASS IT ON

the-maddabber:

Pleaseeee

(Source: adversvry)

"Tell her she’s beautiful when you’re eating her out"
— (via cocainexpapi)

heathicorn:

apparently some guy named mark was trying to tell my mom he needed to speak with my dad about any financial transactions my mom was making because he was the man of the house and she did not take kindly to his implying that my dad was the primary breadwinner/person in charge in our family so

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"If she mentions it more than once,
it’s bothering her."

bennyslegs:

beerinbeakers:

anotherwellkeptsecret:

"your full name without an E,F,R,S,K,I,M,L,C,A,Y,N"

This leaves me with no name at all.

Both last and first?….hi my name is odo

yeah well atleast youre not Pu

Hi friends my name is O

(Source: alwaysblind)

findmedownsouth:

touch-me-inthe-dark:

spooning is the best because i get to see how long it takes to give you a boner with my ass

Girls are evil for this right here.

thephotogfeminist:

"Losing your virginity" will henceforth be called "your sexual debut".

Because you’re not fucking losing anything.

canadad:

how dare this younger generation enjoy casual hookups and temporary dating…back in my day we got married to our first crushes when we were 18 and ended up unhappy by the time we were 40